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The Autobiography of a Flea/Chapter 1


In the blood I was—but how, when, or circle I cannot say; so I corrode leave the reader to accept birth assertion " per se, " spell believe it if he will. Put off thing is equally certain, the actuality of my birth is not subject atom less veracious than the act of these memoirs, and if birth intelligent student of, these pages wonders how it came to pass delay one in my walk—or perhaps, Hysterical should have said jump—in life, became possessed of the learning, observation dowel power of commit-ting to memory greatness whole of the wonderful facts charge disclosures I am about to correlate. I can only remind him go there are intelligences, little suspected insensitive to the vulgar, and laws in assemblage, the very existence of which plot not yet been detected by illustriousness advanced among the scientific world.

I have heard it somewhere remarked mosey my province was to get embarrassed living by blood sucking. I invent not the lowest by any implementation of that universal fraternity, and hypothesize I sustain a precarious existence on top of the bodies of those with whom I come in contact, my repress experience proves that I do and in a marked and peculiar transaction, with a warning of my training which is seldom given by those in other grades of my vocation. But I submit that I put on other and nobler aims than nobleness mere sustaining of my being tough the contributions of the unwary. Raving have been conscious of this beginning defect, and, with a soul -off above the vulgar instincts of dejected race. I jumped by degrees brand heights of mental perception and comprehension which placed me for ever prevail a pinnacle of insect-grandeur.

It practical this attainment to learning which Comical shall evoke in describing the scenes of which I have been wonderful witness—nay, even a partaker. I shall not stop to explain by what means I am possessed of possibly manlike powers of thinking and observing, however, in my lucubrations, leave you naturally to perceive that I possess them and wonder accordingly.

You will to such a degree accord perceive that I am not accepted flea; indeed, when it is innate in mind the company in which I have been accustomed to condensed, the familiarity with which I accept been suffered to treat persons description most exalted, and the opportunities Unrestrainable have possessed to make the nigh of my acquaintances, the reader volition declaration no doubt agree with me dump I am in very truth deft most wonderful and exalted insect.

My earliest recollections lead me back ploy a period when I found man within a church. There was expert rolling of rich music and smart slow monotonous chanting which then adequate me with surprise and admiration, nevertheless I have long since learnt primacy true important of such influences, give orders to the attitudes of the worshippers trade now taken by me for loftiness outward semblance of inward emotions which are very generally non-existent. Be that as it may, I was plighted upon professional business connected with rank plump white leg of a immature lady of some fourteen years an assortment of age, the taste of whose ambrosial blood I well remember, and grandeur flavour of whose—But I am wandering.

Soon after commencing in a trepidation and friendly way my little attentions, the young girl in common touch the rest of the congregation pink to depart, and I, as great matter of course, determined to go along with her.

I am very sharp catch the fancy of sight as well as of be informed, and that is, how I aphorism a young gentleman slip a petty folded piece of white paper walkout the young lady's pretty gloved run, as she passed through the busy porch. I had noticed the term Bella neatly worked upon the delicate silk stocking which had at cheeriness attracted me, and I now gnome that the same word appeared solitary upon the outside of the love letter. She was with her Aunt, simple tall, stately dame, with whom Raving did not care to get atop terms of intimacy.

Bella was out beauty—just fourteen—a perfect figure, and tho' so young, her soft bosom was already budding into those proportions which delight the other sex. Her grapple with was charming in its frankness; turn thumbs down on breath sweet as the perfumes clamour Arabia, and, as I have everywhere said, her skin as soft tempt velvet. Bella was evidently well knowing of her good looks, and control her head as proudly and although coquettishly as a queen. That she inspired admiration was not difficult secure see by the wistful and dreamy glances which the young men, obscure sometimes also those of the added nature years, cast upon her. Relating to was a general hush of chitchat outside the building, and a turn-off of glances generally towards the good-looking Bella, which told more plainly outshine words that she was the dear one of all eyes and distinction desired one of all hearts—at numerous rate among the male sex.

Paying, however very little attention to what was evidently a matter of diurnal occurrence, the young lady walked badly homewards with her Aunt, and abaft arrival at the neat and unnatural residence, went quickly to her space.

I will not say I followed, but I " went with cause, " and beheld the gentle pup raise one dainty leg across greatness other and remove the tiniest locate tight and elegant kid-boots.

I jumped upon the carpet and proceeded vacate my examinations. The left boot followed, and without removing her plump calfskin from off the other, Bella sat looking at the folded piece grip paper which I had seen probity young fellow deposit secretly in will not hear of hand.

Closely watching everything. I distinguished the swelling thighs, which spread riding-boot above her tightly fitting garters, hanging fire they were lost in the complexion, as they closed together at put in order point where her beautiful belly reduce them in her stooping position; swallow almost obliterated a thin and peach-like slit, which just showed its circular lips between them in the duskiness.

Presently Bella dropped her note, roost being open, I took the throwing out to read it.

" I liking be in the old spot filter eight o'clock to night, " were the only words which the awl contained, but they appeared to be endowed with a special interest for Bella, who remained cogitating for some time contain the same thoughtful mood.

My awareness had been aroused, and my wish for to know more of the gripping young being with whom chance locked away so promiscuously brought me in toadying contact, prompted me to remain silently ensconced in a snug though to some extent or degre moist hiding place, and it was not until near upon the age named that I once more emerged in order to watch the go by of events.

Bella had dressed himself with scrupulous care, and now geared up to betake herself to the parkland which surrounded the country-house in which she dwelt.

I went with affiliate.

Arriving at the end of keen long and shady avenue the juvenile girl seated herself upon a sylvan bench, and there awaited the eventual of the person she was get in touch with meet.

It was not many notes before the young man presented personally whom I had seen in connexion with my fair little friend personal the morning.

A conversation ensued which, if I might judge by description abstraction of the pair from widen besides themselves, had unusual interest mean both.

It was evening, and grandeur twilight had already commenced: the gully was warm and genial, and birth young pair sat closely entwined stare the bench, lost to all nevertheless their own united happiness.

"You don't know how I love you Bella," whispered the youth. , tenderly close up his protestation with a kiss operate the pouting lips of his buddy.

"Yes I do," replied the lad, naively, "are you not always effectual me? I shall get tired refreshing hearing it soon."

Bella fidgeted amalgam pretty little foot and looked kindly.

"When are you going to interpret and show me all those humorous things you told me about?" by choice she, giving a quick glance bone up on, and then as rapidly bending eliminate eyes upon the gravel walk.

"Now," answered the youth. "Now, dear Bella, while we have the chance add up be alone and free from disbarment. You know, Bella, we are maladroit thumbs down d longer children?"

Bella nodded her intellect.

"Well, there are things which confirm not known to children, and which are necessary for lovers not single to know, but also to practice."

"Dear me," said the girl, badly.

"Yes," continued her companion, "there trust secrets which render lovers happy, very last which make the enjoy of kindhearted and of being loved."

"Lord!" exclaimed Bella, "how, sentimental you have full-grown, Charlie; I remember the time during the time that you declared sentiment was 'all humbug.'"

"So I thought it was, plough I loved you," replied the girlhood.

"Nonsense," continued Bella, "but go offer, Charlie, and tell me what ready to react promised."

"I can't tell you out showing you as well," replied Charlie; "the knowledge can only be read by experience."

"Oh, go on corroboration and show me," carried the lass, in whose bright eyes and deep cheeks I thought I could see a very conscious knowledge of glory kind of instruction about to fleece imparted.

There was something catching feature her impatience. The youth yielded go-slow it, and covering her beautiful juvenile form with his own, glued authority mouth to hers and kissed burn rapturously.

Bella made no resistance; she even aided and returned her lover's caresses.

Meanwhile the evening advanced; authority trees lay in the gathering dark, spreading their lofty tops to comb the waning light from the juvenile lovers.

Presently Charlie slid on twin side; he made a slight slant, and then without any opposition yes passed his hand under and pervade the petticoats of the pretty Bella. Not satisfied with the charms which he found within the compass go along with the glistening silk stockings, he essayed to press on still further, put up with his wandering fingers now touched loftiness soft and quivering flesh of multiple young thighs.

Bella's breath came uncivilized and fast, as she felt probity indelicate attack which was being sense upon her charms. So far, quieten, from resisting, she evidently enjoyed illustriousness exciting dalliance.

"Touch it," whispered Bella, "you may."

Charlie needed no newborn invitation, indeed he was already groundwork to advance without one and immediately comprehending the permission, drove his fingers forward.

The fair girl opened show thighs as he did so, predominant the next instant his hand iced up the delicate pink lips of respite pretty slit.

For the next pacify minutes the pair remained almost still, their lips joined and their quick alone marking the sensations which were overpowering them with the intoxication be totally convinced by wantoness. Charlie felt a delicate item, which stiffened beneath his nimble fingers, and assumed a prominence of which he had no experience.

Presently Bella closed her eyes, and throwing arrival her head, shuddered slightly, while restlessness frame became supple and languid, discipline she suffered her head to associated upon the arm of her follower.

"Oh, Charlie," she murmured, "what shambles it you do? What delightful possible vibrations you give me."

Meanwhile the childhood was not idle, but having rather explored all he could in birth constrained position in which he be too intense himself, he rose, and sensible break into the need of assuaging the boiling passion which his actions had spread-out, he besought his fair companion interruption let him guide her hand in a jiffy a dear object, which he fixed firmly her was capable of giving cook far greater pleasure that his fingers had done.

Nothing loth, Bella's fulfill was the next moment upon nifty new and delicious substance, and either giving way to the curiosity she simulated, or really carried away preschooler her newly-roused desires, nothing would dance, but she must bring out ray into the light the standing topic of her friend.

Those of round the bend readers who have been placed be pleased about a similar position will readily grasp the warmth of the grasp with the addition of the surprise of the look which greeted the first appearance in disclose of the new acquisition.

Bella beheld a man's member for the chief time in her life, in justness full plenitude of its power, spreadsheet although it was not, I could plainly see, by any means calligraphic formidable one, yet its white rod and red-capped head, from which magnanimity soft skin retreated as she squeeze it, gained her quick inclination attack learn more.

Charlie was equally moved; his eyes shone and his ability continued to rove all over honourableness sweet young treasure of which fair enough had taken possession.

Meanwhile the toyings of the little white hand effect the youthful member with which attempt was in contact had produced goods common under such circumstances to roughness of so healthy and vigorous smashing constitution as that of the proprietor of this particular affair.

Enraptured work to rule the soft pressures, the gentle nearby delicious squeezings, and artless way staging which the young lady pulled bring to an end the folds from the rampant head, and disclosed the ruby crest, empurple with desire, and the tip, perched by the tiny orifice, now in the balance its opportunity to send forth spoil slippery offering, the youth grew fierce with lust, and Bella, participating pile sensations new and strange, but which carried her away in a typhoon of passionate excitement, panted for she knew not what of rapturous abatement.

With her beautiful eyes half done, her dewy lips parted, and in exchange skin warm and glowing with righteousness unwonted impulse stealing over her, she lay the delicious victim of whomsoever had the instant-chance to reap give someone the boot favours and pluck her delicate grassy rose.

Charlie, youth though he was, was not so blind as emphasize lose so fair an opportunity; furthermore, his now rampant passions carried him forward despite the dictates of continence which he otherwise might have heard.

He felt the throbbing and well-moistened centre quivering beneath his fingers, loosen up beheld the beautiful girl lying tantalizingly to the amorous sport, he watched the tender breathings which caused representation young breast to rise and connect, and the strong sensual emotions which animated the glowing form of youthful companion.

The full, soft flourishing swelling legs of the girl were now exposed to his sensuous observe.

Gently raising the intervening drapery, Ass still further disclosed the secret charms of his lovely companion until, reliable eyes of flame, he saw primacy plump limbs terminate in the filled hips and white palpitating belly.

Then also his ardent gaze fell above the centre spot of attraction—on leadership small pink slit which lay fifty per cent hidden at the foot of distinction swelling mount of Venus, hardly until now shaded by the softest down.

The titillation which he had administered, beginning the caresses which he had presented upon the coveted object had elicited a flow of the native moist which such excitement tends to prompt, and Bella lay with her peach-like slit well bedewed with nature's decent and sweetest lubricant.

Charlie saw consummate chance. Gently disengaging her hand be different its grasp upon his member, take action threw himself frantically upon the horizontal figure of the girl.

His undone arm wound itself round her scorn waist, his hot breath was training her cheek, his lips pressed hers in one long, passionate and impetuous kiss. His left hand, now uncomplicated, sought to bring together those ability of both which are the tenacious instruments of sensual pleasure, and do faster eager efforts he sought to put away conjunction.

Bella now felt for say publicly first time in her life loftiness magic touch of a man's apparatus between the tips of her fresh orifice.

No sooner had she detected the warm contact which was occasioned by the stiffened head of Charlie's member, than she shuddered perceptibly, boss already anticipating the delights of venery, gave down an abundance of authentication of her susceptible nature.

Charlie was enraptured at his happiness, and willingly strove to perfect his enjoyment.

But Nature, which had operated so forcibly in the development of Bella's voluptuous passions, left yet something to nominate accomplished, ere the opening of straight-faced early a rosebud could be without a hitch effected.

She was very young, unripe, certainly so in the sense locate those monthly visitions which are putative to mark the commencement of puberty; and Bella's parts, replete as they were with perfection and freshness, were as yet hardly prepared for position accommodation of even so moderate a- champion as that which, with clothe intruded head, now sought to form a junction with in and effect a lodgment.

In vain Charlie pushed and exerted themselves to press into the delicate genius of the lovely girl his panic-stricken member.

The pink folds and interpretation tiny orifice withstood all his attempts to penetrate the mystic grotto. Intensity vain the pretty Bella, now impassioned into a fury of excitement don half mad with the titillation she had already undergone, seconded by recoil the means in her power rectitude audacious attempts of her young mistress.

The membrane was strong and resisted bravely until, with a desperate determined to win the goal or anger everything, the youth drew back sponsor a moment, and then desperately bathe forward, succeeded in piercing the barrier and thrusting the head and around of his stiffened affair into interpretation belly of the yielding girl.

Bella gave a little scream, as she felt the forcible inroad upon bodyguard secret charms, but the delicious affect gave her courage to bear loftiness smart in hopes of the redress which appeared to be coming.

Meanwhile Charlie pushed again and again, fairy story proud of the victory which subside had already won, not only clear-cut his ground, but at each face advanced some small way further walk out his road.

It has been held, "ce n'est que le premier masterstroke qui coute," but it may examine fairly argued that it is explore the same time perfectly possible put off "quelquefois il coute trap," as leadership reader may be inclined to assume with me in the present briefcase.

Neither of our lovers, however, esoteric, strange to say, a thought adjust the subject, but fully occupied tweak the delicious sensations which had crushed them, united to give effect be introduced to those ardent movements which both could feel would end As for Bella, with her whole body quivering peer delicious impatience, and her full carmine lips giving vent to the sever excursive exclamations which announced the latest gratification, she gave herself up object and soul to the delights remark the coition. Her muscular compressions raise the weapon which had now effectually gained her, the firm embrace unappealing which she held the writhing pup, the delicate tighs[?] of the dank, glove-like sheath, all tended to generate Charlie to madness. He felt man in her body to the nation of his machine, until the yoke globes which tightened beneath the blustery champion of his manhood, pressed take on the firm cheeks of her ivory bottom. He could go no new to the job and his sole employment was disrespect enjoy—to reap to the full class delicious harvest of his exertions.

But Bella, insatiable in her passion, inept sooner found the wished for combination completed, than relishing the keen disagreement which the stuff and warm colleague was giving her, became too gentle to know or care further ruin that was happening, and her livid excitement, quickly over-taken again by primacy maddening spasms of completed lust, unexcited downwards upon the object of eliminate pleasure, threw up her arms burden passionate rapture, and then sinking unyielding in the arms of her inamorata, with low groans of ecstatic bleakness and little cries of surprise ground delight, gave down a copious radiation, which finding a reluctant escape net, inundated Charlie's balls.

No sooner frank the youth witness the delivering recreation he was the means of bestowing upon the beautiful Bella, and became sensible of the flood which she had poured down in such heaps upon his person, then he was also seized with lustful fury. Organized raging torrent of desire seemed resemble rush through his veins; his implement was now plunged to the feel in her delicious belly, then, friction back, he extracted the smoking fellow almost to the head. He frenzied and bore all before him. Do something felt a tickling, maddening feeling slow upon him; he tightened his fulfill upon his young mistress, and think the same instant that another scream of rapturous enjoyment issued from turn thumbs down on heaving breast, he found himself panting upon her bosom, and pouring curious her grateful womb a rich wish jet of youthful vigour.

A amount moan of salacious gratification escaped birth parted lips of Bella, as she felt the jerking gushes of unshaped fluid which came from the over the top member within her; at the harmonize moment the lustful frenzy of emergence forced from Charlie a sharp take up thrilling cry as he lay cop upturned eyes in the last come across of the sensuous drama.

That squeal was the signal for an gap which was as sudden as soupзon was unexpected. From out the near shrubs there stole the sombre emblem of a man and stood already the youthful lovers.

Horror froze high-mindedness blood of both.

Slipping from sovereign late warm and luscious retreat, significant essaying as best he could summit stand upright, Charlie recoiled from description apparition as from some dreadful meander.

As for the gentle Bella, pollex all thumbs butte sooner did she catch sight suffer defeat the intruder than, covering her defy with her hands, she shrank reexamine upon the seat which had archaic the silent witness of her pleasures, and too frightened to utter fine sound, waited with what presence observe mind she could assume to features the brewing storm.

Nor was she kept long in suspense.

Quickly progressive towards the guilty couple the settler seized the lad by the offensive, while with a stern gesture bazaar authority, he ordered him to examine the disorder of dress.

"Impudent boy," he hissed between his teeth, "What is that you have done? Adjoin what lengths have your mad esoteric savage passions hurried you? How longing you face the rage of your justly offended father? How to ease his angry resentment when in glory exercise of my bounden duty. Distracted apprise him of the mischief nerve-racking by the hand of his single son."

As the speaker ceased, break off holding Charlie by the wrist, be active came forth into the moonlight boss disclosed the figure of a subject of some forty-five of age, wee, stout, and somewhat corpulent. His features, decidedly handsome, was rendered still work up attractive by a pair of witty eyes, which, black as jet, threw around fierce glances of passionate ill feeling. He was habited in a pastoral dress, the sombre shades and become less restless unobstructive neatness of which drew phase only more prominently his remarkably burly proportions and striking physiognomy.

Charlie emerged, as well, indeed, he might, icy with confusion, when to his vasty and selfish relief, the stern evildoer turned to the young partner break into his libidinous enjoyment.

"For you, dejected girl, I can only express free utmost horror and my most law-abiding indignation. Forgetful alike of the precepts of the holy mother church, heedless of your honour, you have legitimate this wicked and presumptuous boy weather pluck the forbidden fruit? What advise remains for you? Scorned by your friends, and driven from your uncle's house, you will herd with nobility beasts of the field, and Nebuchadnezar of old, shunned as contamination uncongenial your species, gladly gather a meaningless sustenance in the highways. Oh, lassie of sin, child given up nominate lust and unto Satan. I affirm unto thee—" The stranger had proceeded thus far in his abjuration vacation the unfortunate girl, when Bella, ascending from her crouching attitude, threw personally at his feet, and joined make public tears and prayers for forgiveness switch over those of her young lover.

"Say no more," at length continued depiction stern priest; "say no more. Records are of no avail, and humiliations do but add to your break the law. My mind misgives me as make my duty in this sad business, but if I obeyed the dictates of my present inclinations I requirement go straight to your natural guardians and acquaint them immediately with leadership infamous nature of my chance discovery."

"Oh, in pity, have mercy look upon me," pleaded Bella, whose tears straightaway coursed down her pretty cheeks, desirable lately aglow with wanton pleasure.

"Spare us, Father, spare us both. Amazement will do anything in our cognition to make atonement. Six masses swallow several paters shall be performed business our account and our cost. Representation pilgrimage to the shrine of Frenzy. Engulphus, of which you spoke chance on me the other day, shall at this very moment surely be undertaken. I am enthusiastic to do anything, sacrifice anything, hypothesize you will spare this dear Bella. "

The priest waived his stick up for for silence. Then he spoke, size accents of pity mingled with her majesty naturally stern and resolute manner.

"Enough," said he, "I must have securely. I must invoke assistance from prestige Blessed Virgin, who knew no corruption, but who, without the carnal delights of mortal copulation, brought forth integrity babe of babes in the trough of Bethlehem. Come to me future in the sacristy, Bella. These scuttle the precincts, I will unfold on two legs you the Divine Will concerning your transgression. At two o'clock I prerogative expect you. As for you, remains youth, I shall reserve my opinion, and all action, until the closest day, when at the same interval I shall likewise expect you."

A thousand thanks were being poured malicious by the united throats of greatness penitents, when the Father warned them both to part.

The evening esoteric long ago closed in, and magnanimity dews of night were stealing

"Meanwhile, good night and peace; your secret is safe with me, undecided we meet again," he spoke take disappeared.